No unreasonable demands or expectations will be made; "rights" or "holds" on the other's time.Following the first six weeks or forty-five (45) days, if one party continues to be "missing in action" the "wounded party" agrees to "give up".5.Failure to make these disclosures will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere.2.
Further, it is agreed that both sides will attempt to silence the lewd remarks of landlords, or roommates.
Both will avoid having their mothers call at in the morning.
Note: I have no idea where these items originated, with the exceptions noted.
If one of them came from your fertile mind or hapless life, then let me know and I'll say that you claimed credit for it.
Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there.
First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked.
Furthermore, if both members consent, this timetable may be sped up; however, if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "moving too fast" and may once again be said to be "on the market."4.
TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY: For the first thirty (30) days, both parties agree not to ask questions about the other's whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods.
He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed.